oedipus-sex:

imagine your current friend group but dwayne the rock johnson is an unquestioned part of it

squidwurd:

main goals when going to a friends house:
-pet dog
-avoid parent
-don’t clog toilet

nerdassbitch:

*throws shade* *misses*

cyberho:

I don’t know shit about sports and I plan to keep it that way forever 

kawaiigod:

when ur going to the mall

and u actually have money

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